Letzte Woche wagten wir uns in die Welt der "besten" Karaoke-Songs aller Zeiten, so dass es nur passend, dass wir es umschalten und Ziel für die Identifizierung der fünf schlimmsten. Auch hier sind Sie mehr als willkommen zu widersprechen-in der Tat, ermutigen wir Sie-aber denken Sie daran, dass wir auf das Lied als Karaoke-Song beziehen; nicht die Qualität des Songs selbst. Bereit?
5. "Totale Finsternis des Herzens"von Bonnie Tyler. Awesome song; terrible for karaoke. Unless you can really catch all the ups and downs with your angelic voice, this one rambles and makes people uncomfortable whether you're doing it seriously or for laughs. Skip it.
4. "Friends in Low Places "von Garth Brooks. This song is almost always sung as "blah blah blah...lowwwwww places, blah blah blah." Unintelligible sounds that surround the only memorized lyrics - the title of the song.
3. "Sommernächte"von John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John. If you can sing as high as Travolta or Newton-John, then more power to you - but we'd venture to say that you can't. What ends up happening instead? We attempt to get that high in our vocal range, but fail miserably.
2. "Baby kam zurück"von Sir-Mix-A-lot. This song was funny and original for its own sake. And if you knew the lyrics without the prompting of a karaoke machine, we might be impressed. Otherwise? It might just be annoying.
1. "Ich würde alles für die Liebe tun"von Hackbraten. It's long. Like, realllllly long. And dramatic. If you can't find a way to leave every part of your soul on the karaoke stage in order to make this song 'work,' then you'll put them to sleep instead. Yikes. The irony of this list, of course, is that the same reason we describe these as 'bad' songs will be the same reason so many people will say they love them. And isn't that what karaoke is all about? Leave us your thoughts.
